Tag Archives: Welsh Government

Lost tribe of AMs found

A NEVER before contacted tribe of Assembly Members have been discovered living deep inside the Senedd. Cleaners working for the Assembly discovered the two never before seen AMs living in a cupboard. The pair have now been invited to make … Continue reading

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Walk to eat, kids told

GREEDY school children will be made to exercise before getting their chunky hands on fast food as part of new Welsh Government plans. However there are signs of a north-south divide in the interpretation of the guidance with a plan … Continue reading

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Life’s a beach for Merthyr residents

IN the week that Merthyr Tydfil was named the town with the lowest life expectancy in Wales, the Welsh Government has announced radical plans to move its inhabitants to the coast.

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Swearing tax is a fucking outrage

THE hard-up Welsh Government has found a new way to add much needed funds to its coughers – by introducing a tax on swearing.

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Holiday costs rise for AMs

ASSEMBLY members say the rocketing cost of holidays is forcing them to jet off to the sun while the institution is in session.

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Twit’s jail fears

A WELSH Assembly Member fears he could be at risk of being jailed after a fake Twitter account in his name was discovered. Sexagenarian Labour AM for Llanelli, Keith Davies, admitted he was baffled over the weekend when his wife … Continue reading

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‘Haven’t you done well,’ old lady tells AMs

THE Queen has visited the Senedd in Cardiff to congratulate the Welsh Government on running for 12 whole years.

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I’ve no shame, says cash row MP

A CONSERVATIVE MP has opened his heart on the pain of being branded ‘shameless’ for accepting a £29,000 ‘golden goodbye’ after he stepped down from the Welsh Assembly.

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Giggs silenced Welsh football writers

A SUPER-INJUNCTION banned the Welsh media from making any criticism of former national football team captain Ryan Giggs, it can be revealed.

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We’re power mad, say campaigners

THOUSANDS of campaigners from rural Wales have held a rally outside the Welsh Assembly in Cardiff to protest against electricity.

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