Tag Archives: Swansea

Trundle nets MP own goal

A LABOUR MP has been accused of scoring an own goal after appointing a professional footballer as his official spokesman. Geraint Davies has come under fire after claiming Swansea would overtake Cardiff as Wales’ top city. Former Swansea City star … Continue reading

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Tourism tactic is a LONG way off the mark

‘CLEVER’ Swansea Council chiefs appear to have made a BIG mistake in their choice of celebrity to help promote the city.

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Nationality switch for Swans

SWANSEA City thought their recent promotion would see them head for the promised land of the Premier League – but a sneaky contractual obligation means their rise has actually seen them become ENGLISH.

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Council turn down free ‘advertising’

SWANSEA Council has acknowledged that its services are shit, by criticising an unorthodox ‘advertising’ campaign.

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Upset teen tells council to sell its mansion

A STROPPY teenager has demanded Swansea Council sell the Mayor’s official residence.

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Welsh courts could bring back torture

TORTURE methods could soon be made available to Welsh courts after calls for a separate legal system in Wales. Swansea University Professor R Gwynedd Parry has said that following the successful referendum on law-making powers for the National Assembly, a separate … Continue reading

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Giggs fires still burning

FIREFIGHTERS say it could take days to extinguish a pile of burning newspapers set ablaze by scandal struck footballer Ryan Giggs.

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Swansea’s unlikely premier dream

THE city of Swansea is keeping its fingers crossed that its footballing sons can reach the promised land of the Premier League on Bank Holiday Monday. The Championship play-off final comes with a £90 million price tag for sure-fire winners … Continue reading

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