Tag Archives: Labour

Welsh is too complicated, says minister

THE Welsh Government is considering giving up on the Welsh language as it fears it is just too ‘complicated’. The minister with responsibility for the language, Leighton Andrews said the whole Cymraeg thing was getting to be a bit of a pain … Continue reading

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Hotel row AM Keith Davies a ‘legend’

A WELSH Assembly member has been officially commended for a late night drinking session at a luxury hotel with a ‘mystery’ woman. 71-year-old Labour AM Keith Davies has been honored by the Older People’s Commissioner for Wales after the incident … Continue reading

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Trundle nets MP own goal

A LABOUR MP has been accused of scoring an own goal after appointing a professional footballer as his official spokesman. Geraint Davies has come under fire after claiming Swansea would overtake Cardiff as Wales’ top city. Former Swansea City star … Continue reading

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Carwyn Jones questions old man’s generosity

WELSH First Minister Carwyn Jones is at the centre of a storm after casting doubt on a popular legend. His shock comments have left supporters dumbfounded and questioning if the Welsh Labour chief had thought his words through before agreeing … Continue reading

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Politicians can’t agree a party plan

LABOUR faces deadlock in the Welsh Assembly after all opposition parties untied to oppose its Christmas party proposals. The Conservatives, Plaid Cymru and someone or something called the Welsh Liberal Democrats, say they are refusing to back the plans for … Continue reading

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Teed off at working class golfers

A GOLF course is to be dug up after it was discovered it was being used by working class men. A new dual carriageway will now be laid right through the middle of the British Steel Golf Course in Port … Continue reading

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Cameron and Carwyn swap roles

A NEW reality television show will reveal what happens when the Conservative Prime Minister swaps places with his Welsh counterpart, Carwyn Jones the First Minister of Wales.

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Lost tribe of AMs found

A NEVER before contacted tribe of Assembly Members have been discovered living deep inside the Senedd. Cleaners working for the Assembly discovered the two never before seen AMs living in a cupboard. The pair have now been invited to make … Continue reading

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Tories and Plaid hatch ‘shit seat’ plan for Carwyn

FIRST Minister Carwyn Jones’s hopes of a jolly to New Zealand to watch the Rugby World Cup have been ruined by his political opponents, who plan to give him the shittest seat possible.

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‘Haven’t you done well,’ old lady tells AMs

THE Queen has visited the Senedd in Cardiff to congratulate the Welsh Government on running for 12 whole years.

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