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A saviour is born

WITH the UK facing constitutional upheaval Wales can breathe a sigh of relief, after Dafydd Elis-Thomas stepped forward to lead the nation. Having finally realised he is no longer the presiding officer of the National Assembly the Plaid Cymru AM … Continue reading

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Politicians can’t agree a party plan

LABOUR faces deadlock in the Welsh Assembly after all opposition parties untied to oppose its Christmas party proposals. The Conservatives, Plaid Cymru and someone or something called the Welsh Liberal Democrats, say they are refusing to back the plans for … Continue reading

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No panic over hedge mail

GOVERNMENT mail found in a hedge had always intended to be delivered there, it has been confirmed. The confidential Welsh Government papers were discovered in a hedge by a busy body pensioner who was sticking her beak in where it … Continue reading

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Cameron and Carwyn swap roles

A NEW reality television show will reveal what happens when the Conservative Prime Minister swaps places with his Welsh counterpart, Carwyn Jones the First Minister of Wales.

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Tories and Plaid hatch ‘shit seat’ plan for Carwyn

FIRST Minister Carwyn Jones’s hopes of a jolly to New Zealand to watch the Rugby World Cup have been ruined by his political opponents, who plan to give him the shittest seat possible.

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Suspension at posh school

A PUPIL at Wales’s most exclusive school has been suspended over lurid postings on his social networking internet site. Vincent Bailey was suspended from Ysgol Syr Wyn Roberts after postings that only those lacking a sense of humour would find … Continue reading

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MP vows to batter schoolboys

A WELSH Tory MP has promised to deliver a ‘bruising’ to lower income children – in a specially erected boxing ring at his local comprehensive.

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I’ve no shame, says cash row MP

A CONSERVATIVE MP has opened his heart on the pain of being branded ‘shameless’ for accepting a £29,000 ‘golden goodbye’ after he stepped down from the Welsh Assembly.

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