Tag Archives: Carwyn Jones

Dr Jones adopts tough stance

FORMER Wales football captain Vinnie Jones has been unveiled as the country’s new chief medical officer. 

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Carwyn Jones questions old man’s generosity

WELSH First Minister Carwyn Jones is at the centre of a storm after casting doubt on a popular legend. His shock comments have left supporters dumbfounded and questioning if the Welsh Labour chief had thought his words through before agreeing … Continue reading

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Acorah sounds warning over organ law

A LEADING television psychic has raised serious questions over the Welsh Government’s plan to use its new law making powers to tell the dead what to do. The Government has scrawled plans on a clean, new sheet of A4 white … Continue reading

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Politicians can’t agree a party plan

LABOUR faces deadlock in the Welsh Assembly after all opposition parties untied to oppose its Christmas party proposals. The Conservatives, Plaid Cymru and someone or something called the Welsh Liberal Democrats, say they are refusing to back the plans for … Continue reading

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Teed off at working class golfers

A GOLF course is to be dug up after it was discovered it was being used by working class men. A new dual carriageway will now be laid right through the middle of the British Steel Golf Course in Port … Continue reading

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Cameron and Carwyn swap roles

A NEW reality television show will reveal what happens when the Conservative Prime Minister swaps places with his Welsh counterpart, Carwyn Jones the First Minister of Wales.

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Tories and Plaid hatch ‘shit seat’ plan for Carwyn

FIRST Minister Carwyn Jones’s hopes of a jolly to New Zealand to watch the Rugby World Cup have been ruined by his political opponents, who plan to give him the shittest seat possible.

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Life’s a beach for Merthyr residents

IN the week that Merthyr Tydfil was named the town with the lowest life expectancy in Wales, the Welsh Government has announced radical plans to move its inhabitants to the coast.

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Holiday costs rise for AMs

ASSEMBLY members say the rocketing cost of holidays is forcing them to jet off to the sun while the institution is in session.

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‘Haven’t you done well,’ old lady tells AMs

THE Queen has visited the Senedd in Cardiff to congratulate the Welsh Government on running for 12 whole years.

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