Category Archives: North Wales

Alien newt killer is all in the planning

THE arrival of an alien plant threatening the existence of the famous Great Crested Newt in Wales could be the work of greedy housing developers.

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AM pleads innocence over microphone guff

AN Assembly Member is seeking an apology after a row erupted over an embarrassing apparent microphone guff. North Wales AM Mark Isherwood said he was framed by Presiding Officer Rosemary Bulter for a fart that cleared the Welsh Assembly chamber … Continue reading

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WhY-MCA not?

A NORTH Wales gallery boss is hoping to hire farmers, clergyman and a former professional footballer in order to shoot a twisted remake of the Village People classic YMCA.

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‘Achtung! Please die’

TWO women from North Wales say they want the German war veterans they share their council house with dead.

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Hole-y moly – tourist attraction reopens

A POPULAR North Wales visitor attraction has returned – bigger and better than ever before.

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KFC recipe theft plan is not so finger lickin’ good

A CHEF at a North Wales KFC drive-thru has been convicted of conspiring to steal the first ever copy of Colonel Harland Sanders’s secret recipe. A jury at Mold Crown Court decided Arthur Withers was ‘on the inside’ of the … Continue reading

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Frisky ghosts? “Who you gonna call?”

A NORTH Wales landlady is calling in the help of the Ghostbusters to dispel mischievous, horny spirits in her boozer.

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Man jailed for EastEnders joke

A BANGOR man has been jailed for four months after bantering in the pub that he wished to have sexual relations with EastEnders character Heather Trott. David Glyn Jones, of Bangor, Gwynedd, had told friends in the city centre’s Waterloo … Continue reading

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Customer service – doggy style

GOING on holiday and want to ensure your prized pooch gets extra special TLC while you’re away? A North Wales woman is offering to SLEEP with your dog in your absence.

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I’m environmentally friendly, but…

MORE and more Welsh residents are claiming to care about the environment in a bid to halt nearby wind farm developments. The latest chapter in this eco-craze comes from Colwyn Bay, where a local resident has started harping on about … Continue reading

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