Category Archives: Health

Dr Jones adopts tough stance

FORMER Wales football captain Vinnie Jones has been unveiled as the country’s new chief medical officer. 

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Smoked out, council proposes park ban

TEENAGERS face being driven out of a city’s parks if a ban on smoking is imposed, it has been claimed. 

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Acorah sounds warning over organ law

A LEADING television psychic has raised serious questions over the Welsh Government’s plan to use its new law making powers to tell the dead what to do. The Government has scrawled plans on a clean, new sheet of A4 white … Continue reading

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Jizzgate apology could not cum soon enough

HEALTH chiefs have been made to apologise to three men for making them masturbate unnecessarily.

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Fat fighters lose zoo animals

A DANGEROUS adult rhino and four baby elephants are thought to be on the loose in South Wales – and a local slimming group are to blame.

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Old dog teaches woman diet tricks

WELSH health chiefs are aiming to breed a pack of Weightwatcher dogs, after being inspired by a giant Labrador who, after losing two stone, forced his owner to do the same. Bitter pooch Lucky was so angry at his owner … Continue reading

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Walk to eat, kids told

GREEDY school children will be made to exercise before getting their chunky hands on fast food as part of new Welsh Government plans. However there are signs of a north-south divide in the interpretation of the guidance with a plan … Continue reading

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