Monthly Archives: November 2011

Friend request for help to find wanted tenor

ONE of Wales’ most wanted men remains on the loose – years after he changed his name on Facebook and the FBI blocked police from investigating his new profile. Advertisements

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Officer sacked for sex on the job

AN award winning police officer has been sacked for having sex with a woman at her home while on duty. PC  Alonzo Harris-Jenkins, an armed officer in Gwent Police, drove his patrol car to the woman’s home in Caerphilly’s Hispanic … Continue reading

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Acorah sounds warning over organ law

A LEADING television psychic has raised serious questions over the Welsh Government’s plan to use its new law making powers to tell the dead what to do. The Government has scrawled plans on a clean, new sheet of A4 white … Continue reading

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Jizzgate apology could not cum soon enough

HEALTH chiefs have been made to apologise to three men for making them masturbate unnecessarily.

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Politicians can’t agree a party plan

LABOUR faces deadlock in the Welsh Assembly after all opposition parties untied to oppose its Christmas party proposals. The Conservatives, Plaid Cymru and someone or something called the Welsh Liberal Democrats, say they are refusing to back the plans for … Continue reading

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Evacuee recalls her time in Welsh mining town

  A PENSIONER has recalled her childhood as an evacuee in a South Wales mining town – but it wasn’t quite the happy trip down memory lane many expected.

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Alien newt killer is all in the planning

THE arrival of an alien plant threatening the existence of the famous Great Crested Newt in Wales could be the work of greedy housing developers.

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Fat fighters lose zoo animals

A DANGEROUS adult rhino and four baby elephants are thought to be on the loose in South Wales – and a local slimming group are to blame.

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AM pleads innocence over microphone guff

AN Assembly Member is seeking an apology after a row erupted over an embarrassing apparent microphone guff. North Wales AM Mark Isherwood said he was framed by Presiding Officer Rosemary Bulter for a fart that cleared the Welsh Assembly chamber … Continue reading

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Nuclear fears for Welsh coastline

PARTS of the South Wales coastline are thought to have literally crumbled with fear at the prospect of a nuclear disaster in the Bristol Channel. 

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