Monthly Archives: July 2011

The Riddler hacked

CARDIFF City Football Club’s tax woes were exposed in public due to the News Of The World’s rampant hacking of anything, everything and everyone. The Sunday tabloid will publish its final ever edition this Sunday after the British public finally … Continue reading

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“Oh no he isn’t! (Oh yes he is!)” Joe’s pantomime debut

FORMER boxing champion Joe Calzaghe is to launch his career as an actor by starring in a pantomime – and the Newbridge fighter is calling in his friends from the ring to lend him a hand.

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DIVING ban for lawnmower teen

BARRY magistrates have issued a bizarre DIVING ban to a schoolboy drink driver, according to reports in the Welsh media.

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Lost tribe of AMs found

A NEVER before contacted tribe of Assembly Members have been discovered living deep inside the Senedd. Cleaners working for the Assembly discovered the two never before seen AMs living in a cupboard. The pair have now been invited to make … Continue reading

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Council turn down free ‘advertising’

SWANSEA Council has acknowledged that its services are shit, by criticising an unorthodox ‘advertising’ campaign.

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Old dog teaches woman diet tricks

WELSH health chiefs are aiming to breed a pack of Weightwatcher dogs, after being inspired by a giant Labrador who, after losing two stone, forced his owner to do the same. Bitter pooch Lucky was so angry at his owner … Continue reading

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Walk to eat, kids told

GREEDY school children will be made to exercise before getting their chunky hands on fast food as part of new Welsh Government plans. However there are signs of a north-south divide in the interpretation of the guidance with a plan … Continue reading

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Council uses toxic flower power

ABERYSTWYTH Town Council has shelved plans to create a garden in tribute to its German twin town, instead going all out to grow the world’s tallest sunflower using toxic waste.

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Seaman saved by lifejacket

A COASTAL town is gasping with awe after a man who had fallen in the sea was saved by his lifejacket.

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‘Steddfod in their eyes

THE National Eisteddfod is to launch a Stars in their Eyes style competition following the discovery of a Welsh speaking Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown impersonator. Dion Griffiths, who is originally from Barmout

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