Daily Archives: July 1, 2011

Council uses toxic flower power

ABERYSTWYTH Town Council has shelved plans to create a garden in tribute to its German twin town, instead going all out to grow the world’s tallest sunflower using toxic waste.

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Seaman saved by lifejacket

A COASTAL town is gasping with awe after a man who had fallen in the sea was saved by his lifejacket.

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‘Steddfod in their eyes

THE National Eisteddfod is to launch a Stars in their Eyes style competition following the discovery of a Welsh speaking Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown impersonator. Dion Griffiths, who is originally from Barmout

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Dino crisis in Flint

A WELSH town has officially been confirmed as the stupidest place in the country after a number of its residents reported that dinosaurs had come out of extinction.

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Tories and Plaid hatch ‘shit seat’ plan for Carwyn

FIRST Minister Carwyn Jones’s hopes of a jolly to New Zealand to watch the Rugby World Cup have been ruined by his political opponents, who plan to give him the shittest seat possible.

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Life’s a beach for Merthyr residents

IN the week that Merthyr Tydfil was named the town with the lowest life expectancy in Wales, the Welsh Government has announced radical plans to move its inhabitants to the coast.

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