Swearing tax is a fucking outrage

News of a swearing tax is set to turn the air blue

THE hard-up Welsh Government has found a new way to add much needed funds to its coughers – by introducing a tax on swearing.

It comes after a Rhyl man was fined £280 last week for using the f-word four times on a night out in the North Wales town.

Swearing Commissioner Alan Fuckall told a tribunal that a policeman had heard the Rhyl man ‘shouting irately’ outside a kebab shop.
The potty-mouthed gentleman was warned he could be fined after using the f-word three times, and when he replied ‘Are you fucking joking?’ he was hit with a swear box.

The man was ordered to pay £70 per expletive, and the Welsh Government has acted quickly to use its new law-making powers to introduce a swearing tax to make a quick buck from the sharp-tongued.

WNN understand use of the c-word will carry a mandatory £100 fine. Anyone caught using ten swear words by a policeman or council-employed swearing officer will be ordered to pay upwards of £1,000 and will also be ordered to gargle with a soap mouthwash.

Plaid Cymru AM Dafydd Twyll Dyn said the new tax was ‘a load of fucking shit.’


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